2023
IMBA CALENDAR 2023
11+1 things that grind our gears
Each day, we are all obliged to deal with things that get to our nerves. In all ways…
Situations that make us slow dance with insanity, words that trigger our inner Jeffrey Dahmer, actions, reactions, transactions you name it…
In order to make good use of all the rage and anger created from these things, we created a calendar with ways to release stress and channel any negative emotions. Each page has a separate and dedicated instruction of destruction! A special way of destroying each month’s symbolization of something hateful and annoying. So, at the end of each month we rip, shred, burn and ravage each calendar page, to feel a little bit better.
For all your hard and meticulous work, Imba rewards you with a FREE NFT for each month and deems you a worthy destroyer of all annoying things. All you need is a Crypto Wallet, like MetaMask. If you don’t have one already, check the guide below to create your first Crypto Wallet and grab our NFT.
2023
IMBA CALENDAR 2023
11+1 things that grind our gears
Each day, we are all obliged to deal with things that get to our nerves. In all ways…
Situations that make us slow dance with insanity, words that trigger our inner Jeffrey Dahmer, actions, reactions, transactions you name it…
In order to make good use of all the rage and anger created from these things, we created a calendar with ways to release stress and channel any negative emotions. Each page has a separate and dedicated instruction of destruction! A special way of destroying each month’s symbolization of something hateful and annoying. So, at the end of each month we rip, shred, burn and ravage each calendar page, to feel a little bit better.
For all your hard and meticulous work, Imba rewards you with a FREE NFT for each month and deems you a worthy destroyer of all annoying things. All you need is a Crypto Wallet, like MetaMask. If you don’t have one already, check the guide below to create your first Crypto Wallet and grab our NFT.
Light Mondays up!
Would you burn all the Mondays of the year to avoid them?
Burn this page as if it was a Monday.
JANUARY 2023
Nail down YouTube ads!
Keep nailing down the skip button on YouTube ads, but in vain. Ads keep popping nonstop. Have your revenge now.
Nail this page down!
FEBRUARY 2023
Crumple your bills!
You want to toss your bills at the bin with rage?
Better crumple this page to get it together.
MARCH 2023
Punch your allergies!
The bunches bring you allergies? Give a punch to the allergies for a change.
Punch this page!
APRIL 2023
Pedal to the metal while in traffic. Not!
Every morning stuck in traffic; you won’t step on the gas in a million years.
Step on this page to chill.
MAY 2023
Drill hangover before it drills you!
After 25 hangover reaches another level. Relatable?
Drill through this page like hangover drills your brain!
JUNE 2023
Bite an “I told you so”!
You bite your tongue to avoid backlashing to all the “I told you so”s.
Bite this page instead!
JULY 2023
You get voice message-spammed?
Do voice messages and those who send them tear your nerves to shreds? *According to internal research in Imba's headquarters, hatred for voice messages reaches a percentage of 62%.
Get Zen by tearing this page to pieces.
AUGUST 2023
Battery at 2%? Throw the damn thing away!
Enjoying your daily scrolling dosage and BOOM! Battery at 2%. Keep it together and don’t throw your phone away.
Throw this page away instead.
SEPTEMBER 2023
Your laundry got smudged by the rain?
Laundry day. Sudden downpour. Your favorite sweater is ruined. Proper mayhem!
Smudge this page ferociously to wash your anger away!
OCTOBER 2023
Wrong coffee? Grave mistake!
Someone got your coffee wrong? Dear Lord…
Spill it on this page and calmly carry on!
NOVEMBER 2023
Lucky at cards, unlucky in love.
Being at a loosing streak, both in cards and in love? Don’t slit your wrists in vain.
Slit this page instead.
DECEMBER 2023